- Run 897 is by Steven Khoo and Chin F Kee
- December 22, 2015 Tuesday 6pm
- Outside SMK Sri Hartamas
- Park Once Policy (On On on-site)
- Bring torchlight, chairs mosquito repellent & umbrella/tent
RLC Harriers Run #897 Tuesday 22 December 2015 Run Site : SM Sri Hartamas Hares : Steven Khoo and F.K.Chin Weather : Totally dry As we gathered in front of the school, there was an air of expectation that Steven Khoo has a surprise for everyone. At the appointed time on this Winter Solstice Day (a very important date in the Chinese calendar and one of two celebrated not in accordance with the Lunar Calendar ... a prize to the first to tell me what is the other one?) At the appointed time of 6.00 pm, off we went to the main road to be met with a very early check. It was broken at a point further on leading to the pylons, after which we traversed some secondary jungle before climbing down and turning right on to a tarred road. The trail turned left up another jungle path and soon we were running happily in the forest. Then came the surprise as we got on to a road. There he was, our hare with his boot open, revealing the very inviting cold beer. That stop was most welcome as the parched runners quenched their thirst. After that lovely interlude, everything else was an anti-climax. FROP was Steven Yong at 72 minutes followed closely by Quiksilver Fox and Rule #1 Wendy and Mighty Mouse Lilian. We had our showers and sat round for the inevitably hilarious circle. Our latest recruit, Catherine Chang was formally awarded her pair of royal butler's gloves. GM Butabuta Woon had to go back to officiate at his family Winter Solstice dinner so our Tarzan made for a more-than-adequate substitute. Charges flew left right and centre and of note was the "No balls at all" song sung to commemorate the altercation between Dato Nik Gee and Sivanesan (one called the other "no balls" and got "bitch" in reply) For the record, nine Hashers signed the requisition for the EGM to hear her side of the story. The POP (park once policy) dinner was nasi lemak, complete with fried chicken and kambung fish. Alas, no whisky but cans of cold Carlsberg from the boot of Steven's car. So UY went home to have some single malt. The rest must have stayed on to enjoy the ambience, the camaraderie and the idle chit-chat that make each Hash gathering such great fun. On! On! p/s Those who have volunteered to help set the Members' Run next week, please meet at the usual place on Tuesday 29 Dec 2015 at 3.00 pm. After the Circle on 29 Dec run, we will adjourn to The Pavilion for the RLC Harriers New Year's Eve Party ... so dress up and be prepared to be merry As a special favour, we reproduce the lyrics to the No Balls song Come here ye children And listen to me I'll sing you a song That will fill you with glee About a young lady So pretty and tall Who married a man Who had no balls at all Chorus : No balls at all No balls at all She married a man Who had no balls at all She clearly remembered The night she was wed She took off her covers And jumped into bed She reached for his shoulders His shoulders seem small She reached for his balls He had no balls at all Oh mother oh mother Oh what shall I do My sorrows are plenty My pleasures but few Oh how could you Allow me to fall For this son of a bitch Who had no balls at all Oh daughter oh daughter Oh don't you be sad I had the same problem With your dear old dad There's many a young man Who'll run to the call Of the wife of a man Who had no balls at all The young daughter Tooks her mother's advice And found the proceedings Exceedingly nice A seven pound baby Was born in the fall But the poor little bastard Had no balls at all
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