Tuesday, 26 May 2015

Run 867 May 26 is in Gasing Playground New Car Park POP

RLC Harriers Run 867, 26 May 2015
Hares : Alice and Uncle Yap
Runsite : Gasing Car Park
Weather : Dry before and during the run but started to drizzle at the

Promptly at 6.00 pm, GrandMaster Woon pressed his roti horn and we all
ran right towards the entrance to the Nature Park. The trail just went
up, up, up until we reached the top and then we came down. David Wee,
one of the hired hares (the other was his wife, Mighty Mouse) a very
sadistic person who did not like to see people with dry shoes when wet
would do. He made us walk along the stream before going up another
hill. At the top, there was a check, but of course, the route had to
go downhill where we met some workers doing some construction work.

This was where there was a clear sign SHORT <--- nbsp=""> LONG
The heroes went right and climbed another hill while the sensible
hashers turned left and walked another km or so before emerging at the
Playground. From there, it was plain sailing walking to the carpark.
Heroes for the day were Steven Khoo and Lim Boon Hiong at 55 minutes.

A little while later at 65 minutes, Mike Kuan came running in, pursued
by Stan, the American from Miri who was one of the guests. Soon after
that, people started coming in left, right and centre until the only
person out was Steven Young (spelling error deliberate). Before the
Circle could get underway, SY was back ... a smart hasher who found
his way back even after starting 30 minutes late.

The hashers tucked into the foreplay food including harm-chin-peng,
fish cake, chaw siew yoke, sweet Philippines pineapple and other
goodies. A slight drizzle came on and all the umbrellas went up. That
did not deter us. Silly charges followed ridiculous charges but we all
had fun.

The nasi lemak was fantastic, so fantastic that the food ran out
before Uncle Yap had a chance to eat anything. We ordered for 50 so
felt a little bit short-changed ...  everything finished except for
some kachang/ikan bilis and some sambal (sorry, Boon Pooi and Janet, 
I need the sambal for tomorow's dinner)

The beer ran out and we started on the GlenMorangie. We continued to
drink into the night and a good time was had by all

p/s I have been told that Tarzan and Jane read my account when they
are in bed on a Tuesday night. So, here is a story, hopefully erotic
enough ....

Tarzan and Jane travelled in the jungle by swinging from tree to tree
using the aerial roots and other tree misai. One day, an urgent call
came (probably Cheetah was in trouble) and both rushed to move to come
to his aid. Somehow, Jane slipped (she was eating a juicy fruit and
her hands were wet and slippery) and she held on to a certain part of
Tarzan's anatomy. "oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo !!!!" the painful cry of Tarzan
reveberated thro the jungle.

So now you know how Tarzan got his famous jungle call
You learn something useful every week from reading Uncle Yap :-)

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